Spider slept 7 hours last night.  Oh blessed rest!  And yet, with this blessing comes a cruel twist for breastfeeding mothers: double D’s and PAIN.  Lots of it.  For much of the day.

And now, some advice.

If you are a mother of any child under the age of three, do not, I repeat, DO NOT buy them a Nerf-type football.  It may sound like a good idea, because kids love balls and Nerf is soft, but DON"T do it.  The reason is this: apparently small children think these types of toys are edible.  My oldest two have both taken big bites out of Nerf-type footballs.

This morning I found such a ball in the pocket of Charming’s jacket.  It was from the Navy booth at the Fair.  I casually tossed it on the ground and went upstairs.  When I came back down a substantial chunk was missing.

Me: Sugar, did you take a bite out of the football?

Sugar: Yes.

Not good toys, folks.  Not good at all.