A haiku (about last night)

Sick am I, this night
puked my dinner, got the chills
toothpaste everywhere

If you don’t understand the bit about the toothpaste, clearly you don’t understand what a destructive child Sugar is.  While in my ill stupor I called Charming urging him to come home before the children destroyed everything.  Not five minutes after I said that, the two year old had spread toothpaste all over the bathroom cupboards. 

Yes, so I got the flu or food posioning or something.  Feeling mildly better today.