Some concepts are just lost on 4 year olds…

Engineer, Spider and I all have some kind of nasty throat attacking virus.  It was indicated on the back of the package of throat loszenges that the product was for adults and children ages 3 and up.  So I gave one to Engineer.

Me: Okay, you just suck on them.  You don’t chew.
E: (Crunch)
Me: No, that’s Chewing.  You just suck on it.
E: (pulls it out and starts licking the throat drop)
Me: NO, you can put it in your mouth.   You just don’t chew.  Just suck.
E: (Puts it back in his mouth)
Me: Okay.
E: (Crunch)
Me: NO, that’s chewing again.
E: (Crunch.  Crunch, crunch, crunchity, crunch.  Lots of mad crunching)
Me: Whatever.
E: (laughing)