He has been a part of our family for a little over a week now.  He  has stolen my heart with his masculinity and his non-burning of my baked goods.  Behold!  Behold him in all his glory!  Our new oven:

 

Please ignore the other junk in the kitchen.

Oh!  The love I have for this new oven is immense.  The first day he was here I kept walking by and getting such a good feeling inside.  Infatuation.  Joy.  Elation.  Desire.

Charming is always asking me if he becomes all buff, if I will like him more.  I think I should tell him to become more stainless steel oven-like and see if that works.  Because I am lovin’ my new oven.  So sleek and silver and shiny.  So powerful, yet so gentle on my baked umm… goods. 

Yay!  Oven!  And another picture which is not flattering of me, because everytime I try to look "sexy" in photos I look like a total dork…  But nonetheless, you are all entitled to every bit of ove eye candy that you can get:

 

I just can’t keep my hands off my oven.