So, I am on the phone today, trying to rectify a Mary Kay prize situation.  The lady on the phone asked for my consultant number which happens to have the letters Z and F in it.  She wasn’t quite getting the letters, so she asks me to repeat them.

Me: Z

Her: As in?

Me: uhhh…. uhhh… Zoo..oo.ology?

Her: Okay, next letter?

Me: F… as in… (Frank?  Fart?  No, I can’t say F as in Fart, this is Mary Kay.) Frank?

I don’t know why I wanted to post this, but are there really not that many words that start with F? And what is that saying about me, that the second word I came up with was FART?  Seriously?