Dreams are weird.  I don’t mean dreams like hopes and dreams, I mean sleep dreams.  Subconcious dreams.  I don’t get them at all.  In the past I have discussed the super powers I have when I dream, and let me tell you they are AWESOME.  There is nothing like the feeling of gliding through a window as though it were made of water… well, more like jell-o…

Anyway.  I don’t know what my dreams are supposed to mean. Is there any meaning to them?  Should I be learning something from them?  Is there a purpose, a rhyme, a reason?  Or are they just God’s form of entertainment for us?  Like, here you go, here is a mini-series-comedy-drama-indie film starring you for your viewing pleasure.  I don’t get it at all.  I do not understand the point.

Because if dreams mean anything AT ALL, apparently I have a crush on Jim.  Yep that’s right, Jim Halpert from the Office.  Haven’t watched that show in like, forever, and then the other night there’s Jim and me.  We went out to dinner, we went for a walk, Jim fell in a stickerbush and I was unsure as to how to rescue him…  Jim and I had a delightful time.  So then as often happens in my dreams, we were being chased,and I had to use my fall back to get us out of trouble.  I whipped out the super powers!  I held Jim’s hand and started to fly, though it is always more difficult to get airborn when you are dragging someone along with you.  I don’t know why that is, I mean it is just a dream, you’d think I could just make them be lighter.  Hmmm, I will work on that… I am sure I will need to take someone along on my flights again and Jim is kind of heavy…

Anyone think I’m a nut yet?   

What does it MEAN?