I’m talking about Engineer, not Charming.  All though, some days…. Nevermind.

So I had a muchly productive day today, including a garden digging fest in the backyard.  Charming was away for the evening and since the kids and I were filthy, I thought a group bath would be acceptable.

I was wrong.

I get in the tub and the boy can not keep his eyes off of… well, me.  He poses the question, "How come you have big ones?"

Me: Well, I am a mommy.

More staring at me.

Me: Would you just turn around, please?

E: I just want to see you.

Yeah, that’s weird.  I didn’t realize the fascination with all things Dolly Parton, started so young.  That is the last time.  The only time he’s gonna see these again is if and when I nurse another baby.  And even then….

Ahhh, the whole thing is so creepy!  He’s FIVE!

I need to go sob in a cornerr now and mourn the loss of my boy’s babyhood.