My tummy tuck decision has been made…
Fact: I have been pregnant three times in the past 6 years.
Fact: My body looks like I have been pregnant three times in the past 6 years.
Fact: I lack the commitment to do situps on a regular basis.
Fact: All the cute jeans, including the ones I just bought, sit below the waist.
Fact: Below the waist jeans tend to give one muffin top.
Fact: I personally have muffin top whenever I wear jeans (though I keep my flesh covered, thank you.)
Fact: I do not like my muffin top.
Fact: I do not like to do sit ups (see third fact down from top.)
Fact: I either don’t believe in plastic surgery or don’t have the financial means to have it done. Take your pick.
Conclusion: I must own one of these. My decision is final, I will buy one within the month.
I will keep you posted and let you know how it goes!



I don’t think my belly button is in the right spot anymore. when it is up by your n*pples is that a problem?
it maybe my b008ies are in the wrong place
yeah scratch that it is the later.
Comment by jd — April 14, 2008 @ 5:36 am
I’ll need that after being pregnant 3 times in 4 years. Let me know how it is!
Comment by Andrea — April 14, 2008 @ 10:11 pm
Funny how they put those things on models that don’t really need it… I think I might look like I just put a rubber band on a sausage if I wore one…. I can’t wait to see if you like it because my badge-of-motherhood tummy needs some help too.
Comment by Sarah — April 29, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
hello from the palouse
A million situps later we will still need a tummy tuck..after three children. I might have a way to get my insurance to pay.
Comment by molly — May 2, 2008 @ 4:09 am