Fact: I have been pregnant three times in the past 6 years.

Fact: My body looks like I have been pregnant three times in the past 6 years.

Fact: I lack the commitment to do situps on a regular basis.

Fact: All the cute jeans, including the ones I just bought, sit below the waist.

Fact: Below the waist jeans tend to give one muffin top.

Fact: I personally have muffin top whenever I wear jeans (though I keep my flesh covered, thank you.) 

Fact: I do not like my muffin top. 

Fact: I do not like to do sit ups  (see third fact down from top.)

Fact: I either don’t believe in plastic surgery or don’t have the financial means to have it done.  Take your pick. 

Conclusion: I must own one of these.  My decision is final, I will buy one within the month.

I NEED one 

I will keep you posted and let you know how it goes!