Going Crazy, Bad Days, On an ErrandMay 29, 2008 3:34 pm

Going to get your new driver’s license and your new vehicle registration is not something I would recommend with PMS.  Do not go at the end of the month, around lunch time, when you have PMS.  Do not go if you do not know EXACTLY where it is.  You will get lost, curse your gps and curse your anxiety.  Do not go with PMS.

Do not take children.

If you have to take children, leave Sugar at least one with someone else. 

Do not go with PMS.

We went yesterday and I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

We waited at the DOL for an hour– and I almost couldn’t get my license because I didn’t have my proof of address.  (It’s a rule that I must always forget something.)  And then on the way to the DMV I got hopelessly lost, and I started to totally lose it.

At least the children were well behaved and incredibly patient.  I know Sugar would have made it a nightmare so I am glad she was with a friend.  

Four hours of my life that I will never get back.  

But at least I am registered and at least I didn’t cry like I did when I got my Utah license.  I guess that means I am happy to be here.

Bad DaysMay 27, 2008 8:32 pm

If any of you are thinking about using babysitters4hire.com, DON"T DO IT!  THEY SUCK!

I guess I didn’t read enough between the fine lines, but I paid my "registration fee" and then I could not get the site to work.  Now they are telling me that they won’t refund my money and that it looks like it is working now, so blah blah blah blah blah.  

I think making things be non-refundable is a way of covering your butt so you don’t have to back your product.  It’s a way of getting out of the antiquated notion of "satisfaction guaranteed."  And it pisses me off.  I mean, fine, when you go to the clearance center, I get that.  They are so wanting to get rid of that stuff, that they don’t want it back.  I don’t think it’s a money issue so much as a "I don’t want to see that again," issue.  But if you are just being non-refundable so you can make money,and not have to deal with any thing, that is bad business practice.

The lady on the phone said that because I was able to log in, I have now had access to the site and all the babysitter’s information so I am not entitled to be refunded.  I say I couldn’t get the blasted thing working, so I really did not have access to the information. 

The lady kept going on and on about how they’d been in business since 1987, and they have never had any complaints about the site…. as if that’s going to make me feel better about flushing my cash down the loo.

So, if you are desperate for a babysitter– don’t do babysitters4hire.com.  The user iterface (the part that I could use) is crappy and cumbersome and the ladies that run it are not nice.   And pass this info on to EVERYONE you know.  My money is gone, but yours doesn’t have to be. 

Uncategorized, Just MeMay 26, 2008 3:50 pm

I recently started a comment wars over at Seattle Mom Blogs.  I don’t feel good about it.  I was overly heated and said some things that I knew at the time could be misconstrued.  It started taking a turn that had nothing to do with the post so much as how people choose to live their life, and Stephanie-you-are-so-dang-blasted-judgmental.  (At least it felt that way.)

So it got me thinking about how to deal with those kind of things better.  How can we be "friends" in the blogosphere when we don’t always feel the same way about things?  There is so much interpretation for tone in the internet, so really, how can we comment in a way to not be offensive?  (Unless of course, we want to be offensive, I guess…) I mean seriously, how can we have an open discussion without getting out the big guns, without getting all tousled.  How can we have these kind of conversations in bloggy world, when we might meet them in the real world?

So I wrote another post over there.   And the first commenter writes nothing positive and to me, makes it clear that she doesn’t want to be friends, not with me anyway.  I just know that another comment war is going to ensue, but really what I was looking for was true suggestions on how we can blog together in harmony.  So I was wondering if I could get some help over here.  Would you please post your thoughts on this either here or over there?  Or both?  I really am in need of some help in this area, and I really don’t want my post to go spiraling downward.

Just MeMay 22, 2008 4:20 am

We did a family night lesson tonight about what is funny and what is not.  My goal was to try and clean up the incessant flinging and giggling of bathroom words, as well as discouraging laughing at people in different kinds of situations.  For some reason, for example, Engineer occasionally laughs at overweight people.  I don’t want him to do that.

So the lesson went down like this: I gave an example and then asked the children if it was something to be considered humorous.

Me: If someone tells a joke, is that funny?
Kids: Uh-huh
Me: If some orange cones fall of the back of a truck is that funny?  (This happened the other day and Engineer found it hilarious).
Kids: Yep

People in wheelchairs? No.  Watching someone fall down?  No.  Silly faces?  Yes.  Clowns?  Yes.  Clowns getting hurt?  No.  And so on and so forth. 

And then I made the mistake of asking them if farts were funny. 

What I had meant to say was "is talking about bathroom words funny?" but what I said was, "Are farts funny?"  And as soon as it came out, the laughter started.

Mine especially. 

I could not help it.  You cannot deny that farts are the funniest thing ever.  The word fart (I’m laughing as I type it) the sound of a fart, the idea of a fart.  Everything about the gas we pass gives reason to chuckle.  

Charming looked at me incredulously and said to the children, "What mommy means is that Mommy is a hypocrite."

I think he was laughing on the inside, because the math is there proving it all.  Fart=Funny.  Anyone who says otherwise…. well… there isn’t anyone like that, I’m sure. 

Uncategorized, Photos, Animals, our chickensMay 19, 2008 3:48 pm

We are just having so much fun with our chicks.  We finally took them outside to play!

Chicks

 

RandomnessMay 14, 2008 5:35 am

Other than the fact that you get to be an executive chef at a fancy restaurant if you win, I am not really sure why anyone would want to voluntarily be on that show.  Why you want some crazy chef tossing profanities at you and telling you you are worthless, is totally and utterly beyond me.

And yet, most of those people go in there feeling pretty good about themselves.  It’s almost ridiculous how overly confident they are in their talents and abilities.  Then they get in there and they do terribly.

Lesson?

Confidence isn’t necessarily required for success.  I think those that are teachable and coachable are those that will do well.

Thoughts? 

Festive, Small Town LifeMay 12, 2008 4:55 am

Walking into the quaint, antiques store/cafe in the teensy town of Snoqualmie, I was immediately confused as to if they actually served food. All I could see was coffee and coffee cake. When I posed the question to the three ladies behind the counter they handed me a menu and told me they were currently serving breakfast, but would switch to lunch at noon. (Who serves breakfast until 12? I wondered.) Charming was the most nauseous from the car ride and we quickly decided to split one overly priced plate of bacon and eggs between the five of us.We had a train to catch in about 20 minutes and were in a bit of hurry. Where did all the servers go all of a sudden?

One server remained. I asked her if we ordered at the counter and she said, we sat down first and then she came to get it. So we found a seat– three small tables in a row– the only place in the vacant "cafe" for a family of five to sit. And then we waited while she farted around behind the counter. Apparently my communication about when I would like to order was not made clear. Finally with enough stare down, she sauntered over. Charming indicated our rush and  with rolled eyes she told us that eggs was fairly quick and so we ordered that, and then watched the clock get closer to our departure time while we waited for the elusive eggs and bacon. And while we waited, Engineer discovered an entire wall of "art" behind us, where we sat.

Naked people. A wall full of someone’s "artistic" renderings. For sale nonetheless. Fortunately, none were p*rn*graphic or se*ual, just poorly drawn people in the buff. But they were very large and very predominant. Engineer has lately developed a fascination with human anatomy and was quite the chatterbox about this wall of wonders. Finally we all moved to the other side of the table so we could enjoy a scene of antique books instead of amateur figure drawing and get the boy’s mind on something else.

Now I haven’t said anything about our server– but let me just say, she was one of the worser servers I have had. Either she woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning, or she never woke up at all. Maybe it was a bad day for her, really, but regardless, she was unwelcoming, unfriendly, unhappy and she made me uncomfortable. But to her credit the eggs arrived about three minutes before our train was to arrive, we scarfed them down (I would have been embarassed if I gave two hoots about what our server thought of us) and we caught our train just in time.

It was Mother’s ride free day you see, at the Northwest Railway Museum. A 65 minute ride to North Bend, then up to Snoqualmie Falls and back to Snoqualmie. You could get off the train in North Bend, and then catch the train in an hour when it came back, but I opted out. Yeah.

There are of course no bathrooms, on the train. And though Sugar and I had a lovely conversation about our weddings (mine past, her future) in the bathroom before we left, I got the urge twenty minutes into the ride. (No, Mom, I am not pregnant). It’s like my body decides that though I drank very little to justify the need, that as soon as I am in a position where I am not allowed to use the restroom, then that is the very time that everything needs to move on out. Not fair. I crossed my legs and relaxed tried to enjoy the view.  It was lovely, because it is of course gorgeous in this area.  The best part though was when we reached the top of Snoqualmie Falls.

I cannot even express how breathtaking and terrifying it was at the same time.  And since I forgot my camera that day, I am going to have to try.  We were up so high looking down over the top of the falls and then looking down over a deep chasm.  Waterfalls, and beautful, lush green trees.  Such a view!  Engineer is like a mini me– he took one look and then went and sat on the other side of the train refusing to look again.  Poor boy.  I stayed put, but silently wondered if there was a possibility that the train could tumble down the ravine now that everyone on board was on the one side looking down over the falls.

Now I borrowed this image from the internet but this gives you somewhat of an idea of what the view was like:

Of course, there was no creme brulee (there weren’t even teddy grahams, as Sugar made mention of– since we  weren’t allowed to pee or eat on the train), and the view was from the other side of the falls and not the lodge side.  And really it was way better than even this image depicts, but apparently no one has ever taken a picture from the train and then published it on the internet. The lodge view seen here is lovely, but not near as scary as when you are in a rickety old train with all the people gathered on one side.

Anyway, the last bit, the view was fantastic.  Charming said it made what we paid truly worth it ($24 for our whole family).  And I agreed.  A good day.  Naked people and all. 

UncategorizedMay 9, 2008 4:45 pm

Cute tooshTime for some unpaid product endorsement!  We bought some g diapers for Spider just after the whole earth day thing.  I want to save the earth, but I also want to save my trash pail from stinky pees so I decided to give it a whirl.  I really like them.  I don’t like dealing with the flushing poop, but we’ve had no toilet clogs so far, and they are super easy to use.

I think Spider actually prefers them, because she will come and let me change her into one more than she will stay still for an actual diaper change.  Well here’s what she had to say:

 


Going Crazy, House, On an ErrandMay 8, 2008 4:46 pm

There is something about being so sick, being so debilitated that you can’t do anything that kind of knocks the lazy out of a person.  All of a sudden, I NEED to do EVERYTHING.  But I CANNOT do ANYTHING.

For the past few years weeks it seems like I waste A LOT of time on the internet.  I waste a lot of time doing stuff other than clean my house, play with my kids or do my business.  Lately I feel like I haven’t been able to accomplish very much.  And then BAM! I am flat on my back (head elevated enough to keep at least one nostril free of blockage) unable to do anything but surf the web. 

And it infuriates me.  "I am just wasting time!" I think to myself.  And yet, when I am well, I don’t mind wasting the time at all. 

Think the man upstairs has a lesson He’s trying to teach me?  I do not think getting sick was a coincidence.  I done been schooled.  Knock that lazy out of my house.

Going Crazy, House, Animals, our chickensMay 7, 2008 5:37 pm

 

A Haiku 

Babies hatched this week
Two Starling nests in my roof
Cheeping everywhere

There are two separate sets of starling families that have built nests in the eaves of my house and their babies hatched this week.  Add to that the sounds from my chicks and there is muchly bird noises.

It is sort of annoying. 

 

Unfortunately, I am not the type to shoot animals.