I’ve not been blogging in a while. I am pretty busy– if you didn’t know I have added "preschool teacher" to my hat rack. And so I present to you the knowledge I am gleaning from this experience.
Question:
Dear Miss Stephanie,
My kid scissors keep disappearing. How can I find them?
-Cutless in Chicago
Dear Cutless,
Put the remaing scissors up high and out of the sight of your children. The people will soon need to cut things, and the missing scissors will mysteriously reappear. Put these away promptly until all the lost pairs are found.
Miss Stephanie
Question:
Dear Miss Stephanie,
I am thinking about starting a preschool, because I already have a million other things going on in my life and totally want to add one more thing. What is your best advice on this matter?
Kind of Crazy in the Suburbs
Dear You-will-want-to-stab-yourself,
Don’t.
Miss Stephanie
Bwahahaha.
I’m glad you can handle this so well. I HAD to go back to work in the outside world to maintain my sanity. (Otherwise, I might have had to do away with myself with a pair of blunt scissors.)
Comment by contrariwise — October 11, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
I agree.
Dont.
You will want to stab yourself, but you wont be able to, because all the scissors are missing!
Comment by abadmommy — October 12, 2008 @ 8:42 am
I can always count on your blog to give me a good laugh for the day! Thanks! Good luck with the preschool adventures! Are you doing it in your home?
Comment by Amber — October 13, 2008 @ 7:55 pm