is so totally simple– you could do it too!

First thing you need to do, (and for some it is too late for this Holiday, but Christmas is coming….) is visit a crowded mall about a week before the holiday.  Touch as many surfaces and small children as possible and do NOT wash your hands.

This will help you contract some kind of infectious virus.  IE Flu, cold, something else unpleasant.

The next step is to be sick.  So sick that nothing stays in.  (Try for the flu, I don’t a cold would work as well.)

And finally by Turkey day (or whenever) you will either be so sick you can’t touch hardly a ham, or you will have lost so much weight in the past few days that you could gorge yourself and still be ahead of the game!  Although, in all likelihood, you probably won’t be up to gorging yourself…. so…

All the skinnier!

Who’s with me?  Oh, yeah, that’d be me.  Lame.