In the foyer at church today, Engineer spotted a woman with white hair.  He mentioned it loudly enough for her to hear.  She commented that she had had white hair for a very long time, ever since she was 13.

To which Engineer replied, "My mom’s hair used to be brown.  It’s blonde now.  She’s been dying it since she was 28 and she’s still 28."

Thank you son.

This isn’t the first time such information has been divulged.  I have a feeling that perfect strangers are going to know EVERYTHING about me for the next ten years anytime the boy is with me.  I guess if I want to maintain a sense of mystery, I will need to either leave him at home, or invest in some strong duct tape.