The Pooch is our Family Planner
Every day the pooch grows larger. My pants get tighter around the mid section. The pooch grows rounder. I start wearing more billowy shirts. I squeeze the pooch and cuddle it, thinking lovingly that this would be really cute if I were pregnant.
But seeing as I am most decidedly NOT pregnant, the pooch repulses me. The pooch is NOT cute. The pooch only brings me joy when I can squish and squeeze all the skin around it, thus causing Charming to decide to spend his evening elsewhere.
So here I am with a disgusting belly bulge. A small, but ever expanding poochy-poo. I have half heartedly tried situps. Diet is a four letter word. And when am I ever going to find the motivation time to exercise?
So, if I can’t get rid of the pooch there is only one other option for me. I must make the pooch cute again. It must be filled with child.
Yep, this is how seriously I take these kinds of decisions. Can you imagine? "Well, Baby Smith, we decided to bring you into this world because Mommy was resigned to the fact her tummy was going to be forever poochy and she wanted to feel cute about it."
I do want another baby though. And if I am going to have more kids, I should do it while I am still young.
And it would solve this pooch dilemma….



You are hilarious!!!
Comment by Marcy — April 4, 2009 @ 3:23 pm
might as well try to get rid of it after you know you are done having kids right? no need to do something twice.
it always helps if you find a exercise partner or something you like to do. good luck with whatever you decide to do with it. at least you can remember a time without it, i’ve never been skinny like you.
Comment by Erin — April 5, 2009 @ 2:25 am
I love the way you think! I often gripe about the fact that while all my friends have these cute little bumps, I don’t exactly have that nifty “baby” excuse for MY belly.
Comment by Becky aka StinkyLemsky — April 7, 2009 @ 12:15 pm
Hi there, followed you from your Baby Loves Disco review, and it was a very honest review; I’m debating whether to drive out and check it out, waiting for the free tix giveaway
And love the pooch post; my littlest is almost 5, too old to still call it baby fat!
Comment by Dawn — April 13, 2009 @ 5:58 am