Uncategorized, Festive, Traditions, Photos, GratitudeSeptember 3, 2008 3:36 pm

My sweet little Spider,

In my prayers last night I told Heavenly Father how thankful I am for you.  You are our little act of faith– an unexpected blessing.  You are the child that brings balance to our family.  My little snug a bug and my source of endless smiles and laughter.  You just continue to become more of a delight the older you get, and that makes me glad.

I can’t believe that you are two!  I love watching you grow and hearing you learn to talk. You are so teachable and a quick learner.  Yesterday we got to put all my eyeshadows and cheek colors away and I found joy in hearing you repeat all the color names with me.  How many other people get to hear their two year olds say "sunny spice", "sweet plum", or "ivory 1"?

I love your love of animals both real and inanimate.  If I could give you a real dog, I would, because I know you would be best friends.  As it is, watching you tote around all your pluffies makes me smile.  I love that you need them to sleep.

I love your general cuteness.  You are going to be the end of me!  It is so hard to resist when you pull me hand and say "Come wis ME!" and lead me to the fridge where you tenderly ask for a "pockle" (popsicle.)  It’s so hard to say no to you!  And even when you get mad you are cute. I could just give you kisses all day long.

And I love that on your birthday, you and me had some special time.  You sat and played with me and my sunglasses (and my earrings and necklace…) and we got to take crazy pictures together.  I love you, Spider.  I am so glad Heavenly Father gave me you and that I get to be your mommy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday baby! 

Uncategorized, Kids are Weird, Festive, PhotosSeptember 1, 2008 4:13 pm

So while on our Pennsylvania vacation we were lucky enough to get funned out at a couple of theme parks– Dutch Wonderland and Hershey Park.  (This post is full of pictures, by the way).  Both have waterpark features.  While at Hershey Park the boy (Engineer) lost his underwear in between changing from his regular clothes to his swimsuit, etc…  So for the latter half of the day he freestyled it.  He did pretty well– not much complaining or anything– and I was impressed.  At 11 pm as we are leaving the park, he casually says, "I sure do miss my underwear."

And we are now all laughing.

And now, the photo journal of Dutch Wonderland and Hershey Park!

Spider loves the carousel with an excessive passion.  Everytime she would see one, it was "Ah! Ponies!  Ah! Ah! Ah!"  It was her birthday the day we went to Dutch Wonderland, and we indulged the little princess I don’t know how many times.

She's in Heaven!

I just love this picture of Sugar:

she loves it too 

And then there’s the Boy, the endless bench rider.  He is like an extreme mini me when it comes to his ride "chicken-ness."  It’s just a little ol’ carousel!

Wussing out 

Oh the Dutchness:

 

At least someone is smiling at the camera:

share the reigns 

This ride (Hershey Park) ticked me off.  It has these tiny ponies on it, but they won’t let toddlers ride (they could fall off because mom and dad can’t ride either.)  Spider had a total meltdown when the ride guy said she was too short.  Soooo many kids walked away from this ride crying for the same reason.  But lucky for us, before the ride started an old man took over and he said she could ride as long as I was sure she wouldn’t fall off.  I was ever so grateful that the sadness was over.

Stupid ride 

This ride was cute: 

 

And also lame as shown by this girl I don’t know.  She did this the whole ride and I thought it was funny.Clearly she was trying to tell her parents her disapproval of this dopey ride.

boring! 

We ate lemons!  And rode a little train! 

we ate lemons! 

And yet again… (Good thing I look so good after a day at the waterpark.  Eew.)

 

And the day is done.  Spider with Daddy’s new t-shirt.

mmm 

Festive, Pick ME!June 2, 2008 2:30 am

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Festive, Small Town LifeMay 12, 2008 4:55 am

Walking into the quaint, antiques store/cafe in the teensy town of Snoqualmie, I was immediately confused as to if they actually served food. All I could see was coffee and coffee cake. When I posed the question to the three ladies behind the counter they handed me a menu and told me they were currently serving breakfast, but would switch to lunch at noon. (Who serves breakfast until 12? I wondered.) Charming was the most nauseous from the car ride and we quickly decided to split one overly priced plate of bacon and eggs between the five of us.We had a train to catch in about 20 minutes and were in a bit of hurry. Where did all the servers go all of a sudden?

One server remained. I asked her if we ordered at the counter and she said, we sat down first and then she came to get it. So we found a seat– three small tables in a row– the only place in the vacant "cafe" for a family of five to sit. And then we waited while she farted around behind the counter. Apparently my communication about when I would like to order was not made clear. Finally with enough stare down, she sauntered over. Charming indicated our rush and  with rolled eyes she told us that eggs was fairly quick and so we ordered that, and then watched the clock get closer to our departure time while we waited for the elusive eggs and bacon. And while we waited, Engineer discovered an entire wall of "art" behind us, where we sat.

Naked people. A wall full of someone’s "artistic" renderings. For sale nonetheless. Fortunately, none were p*rn*graphic or se*ual, just poorly drawn people in the buff. But they were very large and very predominant. Engineer has lately developed a fascination with human anatomy and was quite the chatterbox about this wall of wonders. Finally we all moved to the other side of the table so we could enjoy a scene of antique books instead of amateur figure drawing and get the boy’s mind on something else.

Now I haven’t said anything about our server– but let me just say, she was one of the worser servers I have had. Either she woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning, or she never woke up at all. Maybe it was a bad day for her, really, but regardless, she was unwelcoming, unfriendly, unhappy and she made me uncomfortable. But to her credit the eggs arrived about three minutes before our train was to arrive, we scarfed them down (I would have been embarassed if I gave two hoots about what our server thought of us) and we caught our train just in time.

It was Mother’s ride free day you see, at the Northwest Railway Museum. A 65 minute ride to North Bend, then up to Snoqualmie Falls and back to Snoqualmie. You could get off the train in North Bend, and then catch the train in an hour when it came back, but I opted out. Yeah.

There are of course no bathrooms, on the train. And though Sugar and I had a lovely conversation about our weddings (mine past, her future) in the bathroom before we left, I got the urge twenty minutes into the ride. (No, Mom, I am not pregnant). It’s like my body decides that though I drank very little to justify the need, that as soon as I am in a position where I am not allowed to use the restroom, then that is the very time that everything needs to move on out. Not fair. I crossed my legs and relaxed tried to enjoy the view.  It was lovely, because it is of course gorgeous in this area.  The best part though was when we reached the top of Snoqualmie Falls.

I cannot even express how breathtaking and terrifying it was at the same time.  And since I forgot my camera that day, I am going to have to try.  We were up so high looking down over the top of the falls and then looking down over a deep chasm.  Waterfalls, and beautful, lush green trees.  Such a view!  Engineer is like a mini me– he took one look and then went and sat on the other side of the train refusing to look again.  Poor boy.  I stayed put, but silently wondered if there was a possibility that the train could tumble down the ravine now that everyone on board was on the one side looking down over the falls.

Now I borrowed this image from the internet but this gives you somewhat of an idea of what the view was like:

Of course, there was no creme brulee (there weren’t even teddy grahams, as Sugar made mention of– since we  weren’t allowed to pee or eat on the train), and the view was from the other side of the falls and not the lodge side.  And really it was way better than even this image depicts, but apparently no one has ever taken a picture from the train and then published it on the internet. The lodge view seen here is lovely, but not near as scary as when you are in a rickety old train with all the people gathered on one side.

Anyway, the last bit, the view was fantastic.  Charming said it made what we paid truly worth it ($24 for our whole family).  And I agreed.  A good day.  Naked people and all. 

Festive, Happy, Photos, Small Town LifeApril 23, 2008 4:28 am

So for Earth Day today, we decided to do a fun little craft Crafty Herbersthat I found on the internet. (Though I will tell you now, all I did was decorate the cans and put dirt in them, none of that drilling they called for over there.)  We rinsed out cans and containers (recycling!) and used fun scrapbook paper to decorate them.  Then we filled them with dirt and herb seeds.

The lovely Laylee and Magoo (oh yeah, and their mom too) came for some Earth Day festivities and we had a fantabulous time playing outside (yay, sunshine!) and then herbing away.

To do the craft the kids first drew a picture and wrote the name of the herb they were going to plant on a little paper.  Engineer and Laylee’s handwriting was quite impressive, while Magoo’s was quite Kathryn’s.  Both Magoo and Sugar were sort of helpless about the drawing part– Magoo insisted that he simply COULD NOT do it himself and to his mom said, "you DO IT," and Sugar just begged for assistance. I wrote and illustrated the label that Sugar quickly turned into "blueberry oregano" by using a blue crayon to fill it all in.

Blueberry Oregano It was very fun, and very naptime.

And after it was all over, I received a special package in the mail.  Some plants I had ordered online.  (On Earth Day, how appropriate.)  As I was looking at the packing slip, I read something really funny– down near the bottom it said, "You are going to rock this gardening experience."  And I laughed and thought, "I SO am."  No really I was thinking, "they are so humorous over there.  What a funny thing to put on a packing slip."  And then I laughed even harder as I remembered my online ordering experience had allowed me to input some notes.

Yeah, it was a message I had sent myself.  I’m still chuckling about it.  

And here is our finished project:

Lovely! 

Festive, Traditions, PhotosMarch 24, 2008 5:41 pm

The boy is so literal.

On Easter Saturday we took the kids to the big hunt at the park.  They had each age group sectioned off by colored balloons.  Spider and Sugar were in the blue baloon group, and Engineer was in the red balloon group.  We kept reminding him before the girls went that he would have to wait this round and that he was in the red group.  Well, the announcer started the engines for the little ones.

Not so sure about this 

Going for it!

The girls made a good haul.  Lots and lots of eggs.  Then we had to race over to the next group because the turnover time was quick.  We let Engineer loose and lost sight of him in the crowd.  I finally decided that I needed to move in, he’s a sensitive type and I didn’t want him lost or upset in there.  And when I found him he was VERY happy.  Considering his miniscule haul, I was glad he was smiling.

In his bucket: 3 eggs only.  All RED. 

I didn’t figure it out until later that it was because we were pumping him so full of "red group" talk that he felt his mission was to find red eggs.  And we’re happy he found some, because red isn’t your typical Easter color.

Happy with three eggs 

I love this kid’s enthusiasm and his innocence.  If only I could be as overjoyed at every accomplishment I made, no matter how small.  I’m glad I have him around.

Motherhood, Festive, Just Me, We gotta eatJanuary 15, 2008 5:21 pm

Engineer loves egg nog.  Pronounced, "egg NUG," he asks for the beverage all year long, and is so gleeful when it arrives in the stores again in the fall.  He drinks it throughout the season, and his little 5th percentile body delights in its rich, fatty goodness.  He just can’t get enough.

Needless to say, he was very disappointed (read: hysterical) when in January we could no longer purchase egg nog from the store. 

The "good mommy" in me went on a quest to discover how to make it from scratch.

My internet search for "homemade egg nog recipe" found me little results.  The few recipes I did find, used raw eggs, and I just wasn’t super comfortable with that.  So I enlisted a few of my own dormant brain cells.

What is it about the "nug" that Engineer likes so much?  The texture?  The spices?

The spices were the easy part, and I knew I would start with milk as the base ingredient.  But what could both thicken and sweeten the milk at the same time?

And then I knew.

And so I present you with my recipe for homemade egg nog!  (My first self-created recipe!  I am so excited!)

The NUG

1 glass milk (8-10 ounces)

1 tsp (approximately) french vanilla instant pudding mix

1 dash each, cinnamon, nutmeg, ground cloves 

Stir until thickened, or chill briefly.  Serve immediately (so it doesn’t get too thick)

 I know this recipe is a succes, because I asked Engineer to take a sip.  And he just kept on sipping.  I asked him what it was, and he looked at me with a big grin and said, "Egg NUG."

I am a friggin’ genius. 

Festive, Just Me, Commuting, GratitudeJanuary 1, 2008 5:47 am

Dear Mapquest,

I want to start this letter by thanking you for your many years of service to me.  I am, to put it politely, directionally challenged, and you, you have always been there to guide me.  You’ve been my north star, my guding light, my navigational friend.  I have been spared many a paper cut and painful map folding experiences because of you.  I have saved many a cell-phone minute, by not needing to call for directions, because of you.  We have had some good times, Mapquest. I amvery grateful to you, as many a time, I know I would have been lost without you. 

Excepting of course, the times, I was lost with you… or even because of you…

Unfortunately, dear, sweet Mapquest, as much as I have loved you, I am writing you this letter to let you know that you have been replaced in my life.   Yes, you heard me, you are being let go.  

You live in my computer, Mapquest, and though she is a laptop, my computer can’t go with me everywhere I go.   My computer doesn’t plug into my car and tune into you, Mapquest.  And as much as you give good directions, Mapquest, you do not have a lady voice that gives audible directions.  You have definitely been there for me, but never in my car telling me when I have made a wrong turn.  You don’t give that many alternate routes, Mapquest.  And when was the last time you found me a great parking garage or even some teriyaki, while I was out on the road?

I love you Mapquest.  My love is strong.  But there is a new, stronger love in my life.  BEHOLD!

OH!  Feel the power of the GPS!  So sleek.  So smooth.  So portable and tells-me-where-to-turnable.

Never to be lost again! 

And the giver?  Most, wonderful Charming.  Best Christmas Gift Giver, Charming.  Owns the key to my heart, Charming.  Never to sleep alone again! 

Mapquest, adieu!

 

Festive, Just MeDecember 19, 2007 6:30 pm

Which probably makes the people at the Home Depot pretty happy.

Actually, what I really want is to not have to come up with things that I want.  I just want my family members to come up with something themselves.  Something I may not necessarily need or want, but something that says "I thought of you.  I thought you might like this."

But since it isn’t a perfect world, here are some ideas:

Because we need to replace the ugly light. 

This would be a fun decoration: 

And I have decorations from the old house, that used to be atop my cabinets.  No room on top of the new cabinets. 

A stretch, I know.  But I still want one: 

I’ve always thought pink glassware was cute: 

 

This is cute too: 

I need to look professional, though: 

All that AND a kitchen sink! 

 

Randomness, Kids are Weird, Festive, Traditions, PhotosDecember 10, 2007 7:44 pm

You put on your best party clothes, and you serve hot dogs.

Oh, how I love the Little People Christmas!